You (either:"arise","wake up","awaken") from a (either:"nap","long night's rest","long overdue slumber"). You're ***starving***. Time to [[eat|main]].|main>[(display:"eat")](if:(random:1,100) is 100)[(link:"the perfect slice of cake")[(set:$full to 100)(replace:?main )[(display:"eat")]]](else:)[(set:$tiny to (display:"tiny food"))(set:$small to (display:"small food"))(set:$medium to (display:"medium food"))(set:$large to (display:"large food"))
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(if:$full>95)[(set:$food to (shuffled:$tiny,$small))](else:)[(set:$food to (shuffled:$tiny,$small,$medium,$large))](set:_one to $food's 1st)(set:_two to $food's 2nd)
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Eat _one or _two.](link:(either:"a single pea","a dollop of mayonaise","one shrimp","one hard boiled egg","dryer lint","chip crumbs at the bottom of the bag","cereal dust","apple cider vinegar","cotton candy","low fat yogurt","a sugar packet"))[(set:$full to it+1)(replace:?main )[(display:"eat")]](link:(either:"baby carrots and hummus","a pudding cup","a sliced grapefruit with a cherry on top","the apple from the roast pig's mouth","charcuterie on a wooden board","a neapolitan milkshake","a bagel","a baked potato","a baked sweet potato"))[(set:$full to it+5)(replace:?main )[(display:"eat")]](if:$full is 100)[Wow! You ate just enough! Congratulations, you're ***perfectly full***.
Now you can go take a (either:"nap","snooze","siesta") under the (either:"eaves","rafters","trees","bleachers","floorboards") until you're ready to (link-append:"eat again")[(restart:)].](elseif:$full>100)[**BURP!** You ate too much! Roll away and (link-append:"try again")[(restart:)].](else:)[You are $full% full. (if:$full>75)[Ough. You're fit to burst](elseif:$full>50)[You're getting pretty full.](elseif:$full>25)[You're still feeling peckish]
(display:"food")](link:(either:"a burger from the second-best fast food joint around","fettuccine alfredo with bacon bits","spaghetti and meatballs","a lamb gyro","roast rabbit","caprese salad","bacon and eggs","two bagels","roast pheasant"))[(set:$full to it+10)(replace:?main )[(display:"eat")]](link:(either:"a burger from the best fast food joint around","a whole roast pig","a family sized lasagna","a crunchwrap supreme","thanksgiving leftovers from the back of the fridge","a whole pizza","the entire all you can eat buffet"))[(set:$full to it+25)(replace:?main )[(display:"eat")]](set: $random to (a: 1, 2, 3))
$random
(set: $choice to (either: ...$random))
$choice
(set: $random to it - $choice)
(set: $choice to (either: ...$random))
$choice
(set: $random to it - $choice)
(if: $choice is 1)[Here is where the content of the choice is, including the link to the next passage.
(link: "Link to Accept")[(goto: "Next passage")(set: $random to it - 1)]
[[Link to Ignore]]
]
(elseif: $choice is 2)[Here is where the content of the choice is, including the link to the next passage.
(link: "Link to Accept")[(goto: "Next passage")(set: $random to it - 2)]
[[Link to Ignore]]
]
(elseif: $choice is 3)[Here is where the content of the choice is, including the link to the next passage.
(link: "Link to Accept")[(goto: "Next passage")(set: $random to it - 3)]
[[Link to Ignore]]
]