Characters
Situation Normal: All Fucked Up
Snafu
- Age: young child
- Gender: Trans Girl (she/her)
- Species: Monkey
- Height: very short
- Orientation: Lesbian?
About: Baby. Baby girl.
Personality: Absolute bundle of energy and extreme go-getter. She has a childish exuberance that outmatches any of her adult companions, leaving her as the defacto leader of her crew.
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Charlie Foxtrot
- Age: adult
- Gender: Female (she/her)
- Species: Fox?
- Height: very tall
- Orientation: Lesbian?
About: A feral woman Snafu finds in the woods who takes a liking to the little girl. The two become fast friends due to their excitable nature.
Personality: Empty-headed but good natured, Charlie goes with the flow at all times. Living as a wild animal most of her life has taught her to take things as they come, without the pretensions of society. She doesn't always get along with others, but at least she doesn't seem to notice.
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Sol
- AKA: Bellamy Samson
- Age: 60
- Gender: Transitioning MtF (he/him to she/her)
- Species: Simian/Vampire (chimpanzee)
- Height: 8'2" / 249cm
- Orientation: Prefers men
About: Depending on where in her personal timeline you catch her, she’s anywhere from an emotionally constipated, power hungry gang leader, to a loving mother and family woman and (possibly) reputable business woman. Take your pick!
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Lol
- AKA: Blanche Smith
- Age: 55
- Gender: Female (she/her)
- Species: Harpy/Siren (bald eagle x vulture)
- Height: 7'6" / 229cm
- Orientation: Lesbian
About: Enigmatic leader of global peacekeeping organization ISPY, the safety of the world rests heavily on the commander's shoulders. Proud, capable, and cunning, she's not often wrong, and when she is she's loathe to admit it.
Personality: She has a fun and sardonic side that's been deeply repressed by her dedication to the job. She was the individual who spearheaded the formation of ISPY, it's up to her to see it through, isn't it...? She has systematically destroyed all of her personal relationships, even her own son is a constant disappointment, but at least she and her agents have stopped countless supervillains from wreaking havoc on the world.
Top Kinks:
- Noncon: Giving Cassidy the business or perhaps getting a little what for herself.
- Abuse of power: She has a whole organization at her disposal, and is outside of any government jurisdiction. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, they say.
- Incest: Dubiously incestuous with Fandango in canon, but the possibility is there for the sake of horny.
- Fluff: Bonding with Fandango, or making up with Cass.
- Bondage: Falconry hood, anyone?
Blue Falcon
- Age: Adult
- Gender: Woman: An adult female human.
- Species: Human
- Height: tall
- Orientation: Straight
About: A paladin seeking to expand her faith into a new land. She's trained all ther life for this mission, but she pisses off everyone she meets. Couldn't they have picked someone better? A truly umpleasant woman.
Personality: A truly umpleasant woman. Close-minded and low-key bigoted, although she'll deny it outright. Mostly just sheltered and has no idea other people do things differently.
Top Kinks:
- Incest/(Extreme) Underage: Eugene with Cass at every age is what I live for.
- Sexual/Physical Abuse: Spanking Cass, pimping her out, just whatever.
- Hard Dom
Dilligad
- Age: Adult
- Gender: Woman: An adult female human.
- Species: Human
- Height: tall
- Orientation: Straight
About: Crotchety old necromancer adopted by the gang. Always complains about their antics but doesn't seem to have anything better to do.
Personality:
Top Kinks:
- Incest/(Extreme) Underage: Eugene with Cass at every age is what I live for.
- Sexual/Physical Abuse: Spanking Cass, pimping her out, just whatever.
- Hard Dom
Blue Falcon
- Age: Adult
- Gender: Woman: An adult female human.
- Species: Human
- Height: tall
- Orientation: Straight
About: Cass's dad! He's either an abusive old bastard or a gruff and misguided but ultimately loving father, I haven't decided.
Personality:
Top Kinks:
- Incest/(Extreme) Underage: Eugene with Cass at every age is what I live for.
- Sexual/Physical Abuse: Spanking Cass, pimping her out, just whatever.
- Hard Dom
Blue Falcon
- Age: Adult
- Gender: Woman: An adult female human.
- Species: Human
- Height: tall
- Orientation: Straight
About: Cass's dad! He's either an abusive old bastard or a gruff and misguided but ultimately loving father, I haven't decided.
Personality:
Top Kinks:
- Incest/(Extreme) Underage: Eugene with Cass at every age is what I live for.
- Sexual/Physical Abuse: Spanking Cass, pimping her out, just whatever.
- Hard Dom